So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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