Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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