My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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