My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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