Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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