Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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