I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I forget how to act sober
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