Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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