the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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