apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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