I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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