We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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