They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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