Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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