I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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