My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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