He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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