At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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