There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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