You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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