covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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She needs sedatives and a leash
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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