i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I need to calm my uterus...
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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