Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I could fuck to npr.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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