Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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