Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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