that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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