he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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