The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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