Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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