Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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