i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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