started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.