I want to stick my p in your. b.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
All I want is dick and wine.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people