ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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