My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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