Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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