So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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