And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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