well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
