Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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