Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Randomize