Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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