just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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