They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I want to fling myself into the sun
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