Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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