so explain again why im purple
no
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
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I haven't been this sober since birth.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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