The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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