I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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