Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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