Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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