My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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