my vag is so smooth its legendary
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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