hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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