She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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