Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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